The Sirens are an adult performance team for women who want to dance, perform, make the best kind of friends, and do something that makes you impressed with your own damn self.
Nope. You do not need to be a professional dancer, have years of training, or already know what the fuck you're doing.You DO need to be willing to learn, practice, get uncomfortable sometimes, and keep showing up.There will be different experience levels on this team. That's okay. We're not looking for perfection. We're looking for women who actually want to be here.
The Sirens are an adult performance team, not just a weekly dance class.Over the season, we'll learn multiple pieces, train together, have opportunities for smaller performances, and eventually put on a full-ass final show.You're joining a team, building something with us, and getting on a stage at the end of it.
9/10 times it's on Sundays.Exact rehearsal times can vary depending on what we're working on and which pieces you're in, but most Sirens rehearsals happen on Sundays.As we get deeper into choreography and closer to performances, there may occasionally be additional rehearsals when needed. The team will vote on when works best for this so that we can build around the majoirty of the teams availability.
Yes, babe. đ This is a performance team.Being nervous about performing is completely fucking normal. Being unwilling to perform is a different story.You don't have to come in already feeling fearless. That's kind of the fucking point. But I swear we will have you feeling ready by showtime.
The Sirens season runs from October 2026 and leads into our final show which will be later summer/early fall 2027. The final date will be determined at the beginning of 2027 once we are done building foundations. You're committing to the season and the team, not individual classes.
The full season investment is $2,650. That includes:$2,000 season tuition$650 costume budgetYou absolutely do not have to pull $2,650 out of your ass at once. đWeekly, biweekly, and monthly payment options are available, and you can also use Affirm to spread payments out further. We'll also have fundraising opportunities throughout the season to help dancers knock down some of their remaining cost.
That money is specifically set aside for the costumes you'll need for the final performance. If we don't use your entire costume budget, it'll be refunded or rolled appropriately based on your account.
Yep. Your Sirens tuition includes access to one regular public group choreography class per week during the Sirens season when available.Those classes give you another opportunity to dance, train, learn different styles, and get more comfortable moving without paying an additional $25 for every class separately.
Bring 'em. We have a designated kids space at the studio because a whole lot of us are moms, and finding childcare every single Sunday is not always realistic.Alot of our dancers bring their kids to the majority of our practices, so you will absolutely not be the weird one walking in with a tiny human and a bag full of snacks. We have a designated kids room at the studio so they can hang out while you rehearse. It is not childcare, so you'll still be responsible for your kiddo while they're in the studio.
Life happens. Kids get sick. Work gets weird. Shit comes up.Missing one rehearsal doesn't mean we're throwing you into the street. But this IS a team, and other people are learning choreography around you. Consistently missing rehearsals, disappearing, or not learning what you missed affects everybody.Communication + effort matter a hell of a lot more to me than pretending life never happens.
Good. You can be nervous. You can feel awkward. You can wonder what the fuck you've gotten yourself into. You can absolutely have a moment where you're standing in the studio thinking, âCassie, you bitch.â You just can't require yourself to stop being scared before you're allowed to do something you want. You don't need to become some magically fearless version of yourself first.You get to come as you are and find out what happens.
I'll look through your application and if you're selected, you'll hear from me within 24 hours with your next steps for officially claiming your spot. We have 10 spots open for this season.
ENOUGH LURKING.
YOU WANNA BE A SIREN OR WHAT?
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